Sunday, September 28, 2008

Just for a little laugh. We all know it isn't true

The Lost Chapter of Genesis


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history....


9 comments:

FalkFamily said...

Funny, Funny. I don't think Travis got the memo - he thinks he got the arm and leg version :) Ha! Ha!

Anonymous said...

That's just too funny!

Hey, it was good seeing you today!
I'll be keeping you in my prayers when you start your 'journey.'

Who's going to write your blog while you're gone? Will you be able to send pictures and share your adventures?

Julie said...

that was so funny, thanks for sharing...

Therese said...

Too funny!

Continuing to pray for you!!! I am going to miss you while you're gone!

Ren said...

LOL, oldie but a goodie. This is a favorite of a few my uncles. ^^

Happy Monday!

Ronnica said...

Haha!

Gramma 2 Many said...

Well, Ren, I am an oldie. Maybe that is why I enjoyed it too:}

Gina said...

I've been feeling like Sebastian got the left toenail version lately.

Kathi said...

Cute! Kathi

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