Friday, October 23, 2009

I was wishing I had something cute to write about

today, but could not come up with anything. I then went to my e-mail and opened this from my good friend Therese @ For some reason, I could not get this to link in its regular way, so I am just leaving it this way.

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.."The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.. Court is adjourned.
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


Therese said...

Glad you liked it!

Katidids said...

Ha Ha! I love it Wise as Solomon! We need more like him

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! Love it!!!
Just Me

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! Love it!!!
Just Me

Anonymous said...

"I am STILL a NObama

That was "cute" enough..

I Love it.

Glenda, saved by grace said...

April fools day...great idea!


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