Saturday, July 18, 2009

The 10 Commandments According to

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After observing Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office, we have concluded that our President lives and governs according to his own set of “Ten Commandments.” They’re certainly NOT the Ten Commandments you learned in Sunday School. In fact, many are the direct opposite! To prove that our conclusions are correct, you will find a link to source documentation for each commandment on the Patriot Update web site.
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth o


Neas Nuttiness said...

I had to send this straight to my husband!

Katidids said...

Boy, he nailed him in 1 article, that has to be the clearest definition of "O" I've ever read! Passed it on!

Aussie Therese said...

oh I love it.

Tatersmama said...

I'm afraid.
VERY afraid!!!

a corgi said...

first time (I think) commenting on your blog; our president was definitely not my choice on who I would want to lead our country, and as hard as it might be to accept it, this didn't catch God by surprise with him getting elected. I think we have to trust in God to carry through with what his plans are and pray Mr. Obama comes to know the truth of Jesus :)

we also have to remember that God uses the most interesting people and who we would least expect to carry through with his work


Frizzy said...

I have to second what Tatersmama said. Still reminds me of the Left Behind series more and more.

Homestay Mama said...

I don't care for 'O', but I have to agree with Betty!


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