Friday, April 23, 2010

My living will. Please file for future references.

" I,_Evy R._________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Cold Beer
Mexican food
French fries
Ice cream
Cup of coffee

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!


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Debby said...

I could reduce my list to one thing...Chocolate! Ok, maybe coffee too. And I prefer my fate falls with my husband and not the "pinheads" as your description is probably right on. Beginning to look like Noah's least with the government.

Homestay Mama said...

You've got me chuckling, Evy! I'd better not write my living will. I already DON'T ask for any of those things on your list, but I'm sure not ready for them to pull the plug on me yet! :-)

See you next Saturday!

Susie said...

Here, here!

Frizzy and Bird said...


I would have to add Italian to the list as well as take the Martini off but otherwise count me in.

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