Friday, March 20, 2009

Senior Dress Code

I received this from a girl friend this week. I wonder if she does not like the way I dress or something:)
Senior Dress Code
Many of us over 60, WAY over 60, or on the way to 60 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion. In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker..
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...
14. Thongs and Depends.
With Spring having arrived and Summer coming soon I think we should
keep these basic guidelines in mind when shopping.



11 comments:

Sarahlcc♥ said...

Oh. My. Goodness. Not just for the older folks-! I will post this code to my facebook so all my aunts and uncles can have a laugh. They had better NOT commit any of these fashion faux pas or the fashion police will hunt them down!

Tatersmama said...

LOL!!
I think I need to get to K-Mart and update my wardrobe! I had absolutely NO idea!
*blushing furiously*
;-)

FalkFamily said...

Such a crack up! Will have to forward this to my mom and aunt!

Katidids said...

oh my GOSH! That is to funny! Have to pass that one on

Gina said...

Dang. I guess nipple piercings are out- and I'm only in my 30's.

janice_phil said...

hehehehe!!! this is great...hehehe!!! great post very interesting

Bird, Frizzy and Our Little Yaya said...

Oh my goodness! I chuckled at a few of those. SCARY I TELL YOU! Thanks for the tips.

Glenda, saved by grace said...

well Thank you. I need to go remove my nose ring, my glasses are irritating it.

Mrs. Blue said...

Thanks for a great chuckle this evening just what I needed!

Washer Mom Val said...

Thanks for the smile of this post.

Busy Grandma said...

Now I know how I am suppose to dress ...O I needed that laugh..

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