TO MY LIBERAL FRIENDS AND FAMILY

Please accept, with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holidays,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the secular practices, religious persuasions, pagan beliefs
or atheist dogmas of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great. (Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.)

Disclaimer: This wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the person or persons upon who or whom this wish intended for.
Please disregard this wish if you are not the intended party or parties for whom this wish is intended.
If this wish is offensive in any way, it is not my intention and I will gladly remove you from my mailing list upon your request. Please allow 10 days to 2 weeks for me to remove your name from my list.
This wish is is only good in the United States and may be void in the State, County or Community in which you live.
No animals were used in the making of this wish. Any similarity to any other wish is purely co-incidental.
The names of the recipients of this wish have been changed to protect the innocent.
Please discard this and all other wishes in a safe and responsible manner.

To my conservative friends
and family
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!